We have sad news to report. Earlier today, during a 4th of July celebration in his basement, Brother Guy's face was severely disfigured by a bottle rocket. Some of his beard was burned off and now his left eye can only blink occasionally, but he is otherwise okay physically. However, his blessing powers appear to have left him. He will no longer be able to provide his blessing services. If only he had remembered to bless his own powers or even just his face.
Please send your own blessings in the hopes that his return.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
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Bless you, Brother Blessing. Bless your bottle rocketed up eye, and burnt up beard, and blessings. Also, please pray for the return of my dog, who was scurred away by my annoying neighbor's seventeen year old son's incessant lighting of firecrackers and bottle rockets, even though it was the fifth of July and he should have been all done with that shit.
ReplyDeletePlease Brother Guy give us an update to your status.
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