Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

BLESSING NEWS

My dear followers. After more than two years without any blessing powers, I am pleased to announce that in the wake of a car accident last week (I am fine, only bruised), my abilities have returned!!!

There is no telling how long my blessing powers will last, so I suggest you send me anything you would like to have blessed immediately. Email photos of whatever you would like blessed to me at brotherguysblessings@gmail.com.

May the Great Lord be with You.

Brother Guy


Sunday, July 4, 2010

PLEASE SEND YOUR BLESSINGS

We have sad news to report. Earlier today, during a 4th of July celebration in his basement, Brother Guy's face was severely disfigured by a bottle rocket. Some of his beard was burned off and now his left eye can only blink occasionally, but he is otherwise okay physically. However, his blessing powers appear to have left him. He will no longer be able to provide his blessing services. If only he had remembered to bless his own powers or even just his face.

Please send your own blessings in the hopes that his return.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Monday, June 28, 2010

Sunday, June 27, 2010