Sunday, July 4, 2010

PLEASE SEND YOUR BLESSINGS

We have sad news to report. Earlier today, during a 4th of July celebration in his basement, Brother Guy's face was severely disfigured by a bottle rocket. Some of his beard was burned off and now his left eye can only blink occasionally, but he is otherwise okay physically. However, his blessing powers appear to have left him. He will no longer be able to provide his blessing services. If only he had remembered to bless his own powers or even just his face.

Please send your own blessings in the hopes that his return.

Thursday, July 1, 2010