Um, this may seem like a strange question, but because of an accident I would like my penis to blessed but I don't really want the picture of it on the internet. Would you still bless it? Please don't post this e-mail.
If Brother Guy deems your genitals worthy of being blessed, it can be done only with a photo. But you needn't worry, details will be pixelated for the sake of viewers.
While Brother Guy specializes in blessing belongings, he is also capable of blessing abstract concepts (a photo will still be required), things that don't belong to you, and failed blessings from less talented beings.
Please send photos of what you would like blessed to: brotherguysblessings@gmail.com
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Um, this may seem like a strange question, but because of an accident I would like my penis to blessed but I don't really want the picture of it on the internet. Would you still bless it? Please don't post this e-mail.
ReplyDeleteDearest Robert,
ReplyDeleteIf Brother Guy deems your genitals worthy of being blessed, it can be done only with a photo. But you needn't worry, details will be pixelated for the sake of viewers.